OF CAMPUS BEAUTIES AND DIVERSE PERSONALITY TRAITS

If I were a man, I would not cow away from falling in love. I would entirely involve my heart in the flamboyance of true love without a single bout of regret. I would definitely not be afraid to settle for a woman of my choice whom without doubt, would be a woman with a thigh gap. Without hesitation or doubt, I would dive right in until I hit the spot at which my love could be imaginatively and tangibly defined.
There is always something uniquely awesome about women with thigh gaps. In case you were not aware, they are the most straightforward women you will ever find. They are never so perfect but their measured goodness will suffice in getting things done. You will surely love their ways of action. They are honorable, calm creatures and when they love, they do not do it haphazardly, you ever heard of ‘when a woman loves, she loves for real’? It is undoubtedly in respect to the thigh-gap woman. I do not want to drive you into studying the women in your life but in case you feel moved by this and need to prove my claim, be my guest.
It is not about me being a troubled youth but in case you felt drawn to the positivity of my preamble and you almost swore that it is a fact you should try out, then I’m afraid to say, you sure do need some logical advice in finding a partner. Finding love sometimes is far from the many people you have met or a trait or personality that is generally stereotyped to be possessed by certain types of people. ‘Everyone is different and unique in their own way,’ is somewhat an overused statement but it is inarguably a much needed advice, not everyone subscribe to the fact that Idris Elba is the most handsome man alive anyway. Let us look at it from a campus woman point of view and see some of the varieties of personalities one can choose from, with or without a thigh gap.
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Genius
Before we get deeper into this conversation, let us digress a little bit. You ever met that new guy in the hood in the same outfit he saw you in the previous day then, instead of ogling at you the same way he had done the first time you met, he gives you a naughty smile and comments “nice outfit”? How does that make one feel? Pose such a question to a genius woman and she will make you feel either ten times greater or worse, ten times more deranged.
I love geniuses though, even though at times they act geeky, they always remain friendly and kind. I do not know if it is only me but the ones I have met are not so arrogant and they can qualify as true friends. Although I cannot tell how far their love for their spouses go, I am certain that they are not the ones to toy around with other people’s feelings because they are always direct, outright and totally honest.

Lady Gaga
One word to describe her, psychopath. That is entirely what she is, the epicenter of drama. Her world is a puzzle and she has the ability to blow anything and everything out of proportion. Her skills in starting up an argument is an art that will baffle you right from the time you get to know her. She is impulsive and loves to cause chaos. The only people who understand her are those who swim with her in the same boat, that is in case they even got the term ‘understanding’ in their vocab.
Perfectionist
Her favorite beverage is green tea. She does not mind foie gras being her favorite food, not because she even likes it but because she only takes ‘perfect’ dishes. She is the miss know-it-all and is always judgmental. She understands your body more than you do so she always feels obliged to tell you what to wear and how to wear it.
She is never wrong and has everything figured out. You need an advice on how to pull out a decayed tooth, she will be the dentist, you are thinking of working out and need a suitable trainer, she will be there to fit in the shoes. She will teach you how to hold your tea mug, how to wear your cologne and even how differently you should hold your fork when eating rice and when eating fruit salad. She is just a bug that only a few people can get along with.

Shagzmodo
She is popular around campus for her heavy vernacular accent, her worn out scarf and the stiletto shoes she got particularly for the grand entrance into campus. She has a confidence that you would wish to have until that time when someone makes her realize that she should delve into civilization. She is studious and always gives an excuse that she came to campus to study and liberate her village from arrogance. She is awkwardly rigid but wait until she reaches her second year when she discovers what she had been missing and begins feeding on ‘civilization’.
Stray cat
She is pretty and she knows it so she uses her pretty self to lure you into doing the things she wants. Stray cats are clingy and utterly opportunistic. They can never allow you enjoy your successes on your own, they are always there to share it with you. You never know what she is up to, she never says where she lives, you possibly do not even know whether she is a student or not because her personality is confusing and she manipulates everyone with her dishonesty. They are selfish and very materialistic. Before you get involved with them, you probably would want to know her real name.

Squad
This is a gang made up of a maximum of three to five. Let’s consider the trio because it is a more suitable number. It is normally based on either a sister code or an agreed pact. The sister code is a beautiful one because they are more like sisters and equals rather than executives and subjects.  I do not mean to sound offensive but the pact-based squad is usually made up of a Demigod with two tails as her subjects. There is the queen bee and two bootlickers, one being a more superior bootlicker than the other. The demigod is a spoilt brat who owns a plethora of flashy things that most people in campus cannot afford.
She is a braggart, you can almost hear her say, “hey people, I am Tiffany, my dad owns America and so, y’all are my subjects.” Or maybe something like this, “I want my shoes sparkling, I don’t throw away 50 dollars every week to find a streak of mud under the soles of my shoes.” They are not easy to cope up with, I still find myself puzzled and even a little bit disturbed on how the two bootlickers stick to her as her live shadows everywhere she goes but then they got pacts they have to stick to anyway.

Tinker bell
We do not want to break their hearts so we are going to pretend that Pixie Hollow, Neverland and all the other fairy faraway lands do exist. It is not just hearsay but this one is most certainly a fairy princess living in the wrong side of the universe. Her traits might lead one into assuming that she is a misfit on this planet. She is a dreamer, a lass that does not believe that she will one day come of age and outgrow her pigtails and multicolored tunics. She is admirable to some extent because of her desire to remain youthful forever or should I say, childish? Tinker bell is not only in how she dresses or carries out herself, it is also in her heart. Somehow she believes that one day she will grow wings, fly to her rightful place and be crowned a princess or if the bargain is good, a queen.
For the record, she is not a bimbo, she is only an innocent soul living a lie, hoping that sometime, somewhere in a faraway destination, she will find a soul mate who will kiss her and make her foot pop under a starry sky then lift her to glory.

Witch
Always an instrumental figure in almost all the bad things that happen to the people around her. She is bad, terrible and mean. Her negativity is so intense that sometimes it becomes contagious, let us just forget about her existence. Oh! And by the way, I do not regret using that harsh term to describe her, witches are evil and so she is.

Woman of Steel
If I had ten lives, I would like to come back as her in my fifth life, then I would stop by the doorstep of that egghead that wronged me, break his bones and leave him with an incurable scar. She is an audacious, solid, tough stallion. An abacus you cannot learn with fluffy fingers. Okay, I honestly do not know what I said over there but at least you all understand where the “abacus” and “fluffy fingers” are coming from. She is a boxer that gets to the ring without a warm up. Most of them like claiming responsibilities so they are not afraid to occupy leadership positions.
Everyone wants to be associated with her, not because they are friendly but because there is always a status tied to those she associates herself with.

Then of course, we have the mums
Trust me, this lot has the most brilliant, beautiful lasses in campus and unfortunately, the most controversial and uninteresting lot too. They are of many kinds. The not-so-straight mums whom you surely do not want to mess up with, the strictly mature mums who are replicas of your mum back at home. They are your friends when you need them but then they start getting boring when they begin expressing themselves exactly like your own mum. Then there are the married or engaged mums. Most of them live with their spouses and they have an admirable relationship with their kids. The only thing odd about them is that they seclude themselves so much from other people and only her baby-daddy and baby matter to her.
The other lot is the single mums, the most interesting lot I must say. They are the bad-good mums. The ones that can gulp on two bottles of whisky, get drowned in the club but still remain sober, alert and very well caring for their little cute bunnies. They are normally judged a lot by the ‘righteous saints’ and are always blamed for being in the position they are in but do they mind? No, because their babies are their only concern. It is this kind of attitude that makes them more powerful than the rest. They are the kinds that will normally form mum clubs and Baby-day outs. They feel obliged to act the nanny, the mummy and even the daddy because who will if they do not? They love their kids unconditionally and would dare a lot of things for them. They got blemishes but they know how to handle them, I love them.
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Ten sampled personalities could not be enough to describe the personalities of the campus woman so please, tone down the judgments, there is more to it than what I have typed down.